I have always imagined that while I’ve been in El Salvador
an earthquake would happen or a volcano would erupt or a hurricane would make
the rain last for days on end until my house collapsed.I never ever imagined that the first
funeral I would ever attend, after 2.5 years in a country with the highest
murder rate in the world, would be that of my host mother, Niña Chita.On March 22, after visiting her for two
hours in the hospital, she died in the late afternoon after a long and arduous
battle with Chagas’ disease.My
world and that of the entire community of San Isidro was rocked.
The people of El Salvador reminded me once again why it is I
love living in this country.Immediately after the phone call from Silvia, Niña Chita’s daughter and
my very good friend, that the Chita had died, it took about 30 seconds for
everyone in San Isidro to know.I
was in the house with the family and immediately 10 women showed up with brooms
and the energy to work through the night.Salvis respond to tragedy with lots of love and are ready to hug and cry
right alongside their neighbors.I
was so touched by the unbelievable outpour of love from fellow San Isidrenses
after the Chita died.Now, I
should explain why that is and what the funeral process in El Salvador is.
When someone dies in El Salvador the body is immediately
delivered to the family’s house where an all night vigil takes place.The idea is rooted in the belief that
the spirit of the deceased will return to the house and the family wants it to
go to Heaven, not stay in the house.So they stay up all night to keep it out.Also, the idea of a vigil, alongside the body, is such a
beautiful way to mourn.Everyone
who knew the person shows up and can see the person for the last time.Then, everyone sits around together
praying, crying, and mourning letting the reality of the death sink in.It’s a communal process and everyone is
there to support everyone.
Typical traditions in Salvadoran vigils are that the entire
community and everyone who knew the person come over all night and eat sweet
breads and drink coffee.The women
and the pious men all pray and sing, while the irresponsible men of the
community get drunk and play cards.At some point late in the night when only the family and most devout friends
of the deceased remain, alongside all the drunks, a few drunks elect themselves
to go to the cemetery to dig the grave for the family.The next morning everyone reunites and
eats breakfast, in our case, chicken soup, and begins praying and saying goodbye
again.
The funeral takes place and then the entire community (or
everyone who knew the deceased) walk a long and semi-challenging 4kms to the
town graveyard where final words are said and the person is laid to rest.Niña Chita was in the ground 23 hours
after she died.It was a quick
process, but everyone made their peace and let the reality set in.
It’s been a month since the Chita died and so much has
happened.I’ve returned to my
normal self, which is a terrible blogger.It’s hard finding inspiration these days.Niña Chita dying and my best friends robbing me and a lot of
my projects just stagnating or falling apart altogether has really left
me....not surprised.I was going
to say depressed or cynical, but this time I don’t feel that I’m any of those
words.I don’t want to be a
Negative Nancy either, so I’m going to leave what these commentaries will lead
to unsaid for another time.
I’m about to get a big shockwave of visitors.Starting May 5 my friend Joanna is
coming until May 19.On May 19 my
friend Rachel will visit me for a week leaving May 26.On May 26 my sister Lindsay and my
nephew Eli are coming to visit me for 17 days.So until June 11 I will be translating and tour guiding some
great people around.I’m not sure
how I’m going to feel by the end, but I’m thinking I will be ready for another
visit!I’ve gotten to a point
where I haven’t quite giving up on my Peace Corps career, but I’m just not
upset that I’m stagnating.If some
projects get finished, great.If
not, I won’t cry.So, when my
visitors come, I’m going to enjoy their presence and I’m going to show them
exactly why I’m in love with El Salvador.And, I promise them, they too will leave loving these 21,000 squared
kilometers of craziness.
This is probably the crappiest blog I’ve ever written but
I’m going to end it here.I just
need to get something up on the webpage so I stop thinking, “Oh gosh, I need to
write a blog still.”I’ll add some
commentaries later about the funny things that never cease to occur in my
life.Take care everyone.Hug your friends and loved ones.
It’s February 8 and I didn’t even notice
the time has flown by so fast... my last January in El Salvador has passed.And thank god because I hate the windy
season!Speaking of, the winds have
mostly died down and the dry season is in full, scorching mode.
Do any of you know your Enneagram
personality type?I’m type 7, the
Enthusiast.It’s the idea that human
beings have personalities that are manifestations of their insecurities.Our defense mechanisms to hide who we really
are, or what are “essence” is.The idea
of even knowing your type is so you can understand why you react to certain
situations the way you do, then move beyond that to become a better and
balanced person.I’m obsessed with this
science, which is typical for a type 7, the type most vulnerable to obsession
and addiction.Anyway, I highly
encourage everyone to check out a book on it at your local library.You can take an online test that last about
10 minutes at the Enneagram Institute.Google it.This test will point
you in the right direction of which type you should read more about to see if
it’s how you would rank yourself.I have
know about Enneagram since September and I feel like it has really been helpful
for me to understand my psychological complications, but I feel good about
finding more balance through it.
I’m busily planning “What’s Next” after my
Peace Corps life.A couple of years ago
I found out about a scholarship through Rotary that will pay for my graduate
school in Argentina,
studying International Relations with a concentration on Peace and Conflict
Resolution.I’m in the process of
applying right now and it’s a tough one.I had to write a very detailed and complicated personal statement all
about my life and successes.It could
only be three pages long and it had to cover about 800 different topics, in
depth.It was insane, but I finally
finished it and now I’m just waiting to get all my recommendations, then
translate the entire application to Spanish.If I get it, which is a big fat IF since there are only 60 recipients
worldwide each year, I will start studying in Buenos Aires in March 2012.So, I have a whole down year after I’m done
here in El Salvador
in December.Maybe I’ll go traveling to India, or get a
government job for the benefits and good pay... we’ll see.But if anyone has any exciting suggestions,
I’m open to ideas.And I wouldn’t mind
exploring a city I’ve never lived in before, like DC or somewhere on the West
Coast.
Softball is in tournament three and
thriving.Last tournament I left one
team that was basically full of big fat A-holes, and formed a team of
misfits.Nobody expected us to do
anything, and we were softball outcasts.But, we pulled together and came in third place of eight teams in the
league.We would have had first, or
second, but a technicality put us behind.Anyway, the point is we kicked some softball butt when everyone counted
us out from the start.My same team has
reunited for a new tournament and our chemistry together is clicking.We had our first game yesterday and ended up
winning by about 20 some runs.We are
amazing.If anyone who reads this knows
any females who can pitch fast pitch and wants to come to El Salvador to
show off some mad skills, I would love to invite you here!This tournament will last until mid-May.Come, come come!
Some Canadians have invaded the San Isidro area of El Salvador.It’s a group called Hope through Homes, and
they come to El Salvador
three times a year to build houses in a neighboring community called Las
Lajas.These people raise 100% of their
own funds and take their vacation time from work to come down here and build
houses for some of the world’s poorest people.And they do it just because they want to help out a fellow human
being.I think what they are doing is
incredible and I hope one day to be able to give back as much as they are.So, anyway, I’ve been spending almost ALL of
my time translating for them because their usual translator is not in El Salvador.It’s a great opportunity to test my Spanish
skills, and I must say, I’m quite happy with my progress.In the past few weeks, several people have
asked me where I learned because they say my accent is so good.I’m totally bragging and boasting about this
because I spent two years hearing people tell me I have the worst Spanish
possible (which is untrue, but it still hurt).
Anyway, translating is a pretty tricky
business!One is not only repeating
words in a different language, but one is an integral part in building trust
between the two parties.A complete
stranger although the translator may be, is thrown into the middle of a
perfectly solid relationship and asked to process and share intimate
moments.It can get uncomfortable, but
the translator must remain neutral and not start cracking up, like I sometimes
do.Also, a translator has to act as a
cultural buffer many times.Not only
must one comprehend the two languages, one must be entirely aware of the
cultural nuances of both parties.A good
translator will take mercy on an offending client by translating his or her
savage words and convert them to cultural acceptability, all while explaining
sour faces and insolent gestures in a diplomatic manner.The job of a translator deserves the high pay
it receives because at the end of the day when the brain no longer functions in
any discernible language to process thoughts and emotions, the translator must
wake up the next day and do it all again.
Oh, I’ve been meaning to update my photos
for some time now, but I have been having problems with my website.It will not accept new photos.I don’t know what the issue is, but when I
resolve it, photos will be updated.I
have some good ones to share too!
I think that’s it for now.It’s been real, take care,
I had the most restless, unproductive, and cataclysmic day/night yesterday.I barely slept because of the obscene quantities of adrenaline pulsing through my veins.Let me tell you about my day.
My day began in the city hall of Izalco, the official town where I live on the outskirts in a smaller community called San Isidro.Just confirming the details here.I am currently working with the city hall on a project to restore a 154-year-old mansion, once owned by coffee farmers, to its original glory.To ramble a bit, the project’s main objective is to restore the indigenous cultural traditions of Izalco, ironically enough, in the house where the exploitation and downfall of the indigenous people was possibly plotted.THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN the whole damn Earth started to gyrate!The earthquake, because yes, that is how it is technically defined because it measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, started somewhat aggressively, then slowly calmed, before climaxing with a shake, rattle, and roll stronger than it had begun.
My heart started pumping, and the palpitations grew in strength when the kids at the school across the street began screaming in unison.In total it couldn’t have been more than 30 seconds but I was shaken for the day.Subsequent tremors passed throughout the day, but I didn’t even notice probably because I was shaking regardless.It was an unforgettable 30 seconds and an incredible force to be experienced.Luckily, no one was hurt and no devastating damage occurred.
The rest of the day I went about my business thinking every bump or breeze was an earthquake.I was paranoid, without even knowing how badly.That night I tried to sleep and couldn’t.Maybe it was from the 10:30pm coffee I had, but I think I’m well beyond that after more than 2 years, but I tossed and turned all night.I had to get up early the next morning too, so I think that stressed me out and kept me from sweet dreams.However, at 4:39am I gained consciousness again but in the darkness of my windowless room I was not sure what was happening.A noise that I cannot even begin to explain consumed my aural range and I started to consider the possibilities.Was it rain? No.Was it the norte?No.Was it an alien invasion?Maybe?I was too scared to even go outside and investigate, but I had to do it.I walked outside and saw nothing but a clear nighttime sky.However, the noise was even louder.What was happening??
At this point I became delusional.I seriously thought I might be hallucinating or dreaming.I don’t even know how to explain the bizarreness I was feeling.Then I decided to be braver and took a step off my porch to go look around my house where I could hear a pack of dogs barking.Holy cow... the sky was ablaze with flames higher than skyscrapers and smoke signals only giants could make.I immediately thought, “The earthquake triggered one of the volcanoes to erupt!”Now, anyone who knows me and how I am in the first few moments of waking up knows that I function much lower than a retarded gorilla.I’m not even human.So I began to panic and my heart was racing while my brain was searching for an explanation.Then it hit me, before I could even start my marathon to outrun the pyroclastic flow, that I live in a house surrounded by sugar cane fields and it was harvest time.To harvest the cane, the field is completely burnt to get rid of all the organic waste, and to scare out dangerous animals like scorpions, snakes, etc.They burn the fields at night, to scare unaccustomed gringos, and so that the fields are ready for harvest by early morning so workers can whistle and do their thing.I had no idea nor had I ever imagined that a forest fire, which it basically was, made such a tremendous and frightening noise.If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing one, well, I invite you here, but you must youtube it and watch it on surround sound.It is awful.
Also, I need to backtrack a bit.I forgot to tell everyone what I did for New Year’s Eve.I was invited to dinner by my friends Lupe and Chobe, with their family.Janet and I went where we taught everyone to bob for apples.In El Salvador, everyone has grapes and apples, exotic and expensive imported fruits here, so we decided to put them to use and show people how to get their heads all wet. It was a ton of fun.My little host sister, Karen, was the grand winner by jawing an apple in a record-setting two seconds.I can’t say I have seen many people bobbing for apples, but I will probably never see it done quite like that again.
Then, at midnight, the whole town goes crazy.Fireworks are literally shot off from every rooftop and institution.You can barely walk through the streets, which you have to do, because every three-year-old child is firing off bottle rockets and roman candles.It’s terrifying.So, then my favorite part begins.Everyone goes walking through the streets to find all their friends and family to give them a New Year’s hug!I love the tradition.As you walk through the streets all the strangers you’ve never had the courage to speak with run up and hug you while wishing you all the best for the upcoming year.It’s a great gesture of community and friendship and I literally spent several hours walking around, visiting, and hugging all my favorite people in San Isidro. I might just stay for 2011 because I really did enjoy the event.There was also another dance, like they do for Christmas, that I did not go to this year, but everyone else in the community, and literally their mothers, did go.I’ll have to try and make it at the end of this year.We’ll see.
Alright, that’s all for now.Hope everyone is healthy and enjoying life.It’s the most you could ask for.Take care, talk soon,
I’m writing this blog from inside my house
because I cannot, nor do I desire, go outside because of a phenomenon called El
Norte (The North).January is my least
favorite month in any country in the world.It’s ugly everywhere.But, to top
it all off in the very dry and brown rainless El Salvador, January brings a fun
friend called El Norte or just very strong winds.That’s right, there is a windy season in El
Salvador.The wind blows day and night
at 40mph minimum.Roofs sound like
they’re being ripped off and beds, while you’re sleeping in them, fill with
dust and sugar cane feathers.Two years
ago (which I can say now!) there was a windstorm that destroyed my
community.It hasn’t been as awful
since, but I HATE THE NORTE!!!!!!
A lot has transpired since my last blog and
since being back in El Sal.I have to
admit, transitioning into being a third year volunteer is just as rough as
being a volunteer for the first time.I’m
having a heck of a time centering myself and mentally prepping myself for the
year to come.I’m strong and adaptable,
but since college I have never kept ONE commitment for so long.In fact, I did the math, and I will have been
in Peace Corps for more months than I was actually in college.Crazy.
Christmas time in El Sal is so much
fun.First of all, I love that it is
warm.Well, compared to Ohio I
guess.The Norte, that bitch, has
brought freezing cold temperatures with it.It got down to about 45ºF
one night, which was shocking.It even
rained for almost two whole days Christmas weekend, which NEVER EVER happens in
the dry season.Global warming is
mystifying.
I love the Christmas spirit and traditions
in El Salvador.Everyone is so happy and
decorates their houses, much like in America minus the snow.A big tradition in my town is for everyone to
buy brand new clothes and go cruising on the 24th, when Christmas is
actually celebrated.I think it’s
hilarious and I definitely did it this year.You seriously just walk up and down the main street having everyone look
at you while you judge them.I didn’t
have new shoes which I’m sure everyone was critical of.
Another tradition is the Posada (Inn).This is where the Catholic community, because
let’s face it, all the evangelicals are super boring and loud, re-enacts Mary
and Joseph looking for room in an inn everyday in December until Christmas
Eve.At night, they all march from the
previous house to the next house singing and they have kids dressed as Mary and
Joseph.When they arrive on the house,
the hosts close the doors on them and everyone sings a call and response song
asking for room in the inn, then they’re denied, and finally they’re let
in.The priest then talks for a really
long time while everyone ignores him and texts messages or gossips with neighbors,
then the hosts give everyone sweet bread and coffee and hot chocolate.I think this tradition is so much fun and
it’s a great way to get free food and see everyone’s house if they’ve never
invited you over before.
On Christmas Eve, everyone goes to the
church after the last Posada and watches all the kids in the church perform a
Christmas pageant.The highlight this
year was the Hollywood microphone, which you can see in my photos.Then there is a mass at midnight, then a
giant dance.This year I missed mass
because one of my favorite families in San Isidro, Omar and his mom Reyna, held
me prisoner in their house while forcing me to eat giant hot dog buns filled
with chicken, coleslaw, tomatoes, cucumbers, and mayonnaise.By the time I got away from them mass was
over and I had no energy for the dance.So, I went home and played uno with buddies and some couch surfers that
were visiting.
I get couch surfers often.Couch surfing is an internet site that
connects travelers who can offer up their homes as a free place to stay to
other travelers and create a network of people in the world.It’s pretty cool and I’ve never had a bad
experience on it.I’ve had maybe 12 different
surfers.Well, two of my favorites just
left, Judith from Hungary and Gregor from Germany.They were coming for a day and stayed a week,
which is common.They were great fun and
got along perfectly with my community.They taught me how to play uno at a whole new competitive level, which I
have transferred to various people in my community.We’re uno crazy.
A bunch of my students that I try to mentor
are applying for scholarships to go and study in Venezuela.The organization that is sponsoring them
invited them all, and me, to Lago de Coatepeque after Christmas.This is a giant volcano crater lake and it is
gorgeous.I went to a private area on
the lake where we swam and just chilled.We played a bunch of uno because the couch surfers went and we taught
all the scholarship kids how to do it.The punishment for losing was being thrown in the lake by everyone else,
as you’ll see in my videos.But wow,
Lago de Coatepeque is such a meditative place to go and relax.I love it and think I will be spending a lot
of time there this year.
Also, with these couch surfers, my friends
Josué and Ketchup, along with me, all decided to hitchhike to the complete
other side of the country.We went to a
beautiful lake out there called Laguna de Olomega.We ended up camping out in the middle of the
lake on a deserted island.It was great
until I woke up at 3:30am covered in cockroaches.I actually had the thought, “Wow, they’re
just roaches, go back to bed.”We had to
clean out the entire tent then try to get some more sleep.We ended up hitchhiking all the way back to
San Isidro in a semi-truck that took us the entire way, and I slept on the bed
there to catch up on what the roaches stole from me.I think the cockroaches invading my body
while sleeping might be the most repulsive thing that has happened to me in El
Salvador.Yuck.
My friend Janet came back from her 30 days
in the States and is now living in San Isidro.Her coming back is so nice because it’s an indication that all the
lazing around during the holidays is now over.It’s time to work.We have
several specific projects we aim to do this year and we’re going at them full
force.It’s going to be nice to get a
schedule back up and running.
Also, if it weren’t for Janet I may have
been back in the States already.I
seriously almost turned around and came back home because of so much emotional
build-up in San Isidro.I was just sick
of the wind, cold water, moochy people, ungrateful people, and all kinds of
crap and I woke up on January 5 having it all hit me at once.I was frantic!!We went to the capital to visit an old Peace
Corps friend who was in town, and to escape.Escaping is something I haven’t done in a long time, but dang, it was
nice and necessary.Anyways, I collect
myself, found the bearings, and now I’m moving forward.
On Thursday I did something for the first
time which I should have done a long time ago.I went coffee picking!Wow, let
me tell you, it’s fun doing it, but it is not worth it.So, you get up early in the morning, hike out
to a coffee plantation, then a manager gives you a row of trees and you pass by
each one picking off all the berries.It
sounds simple enough until you get to the rows that are on sides of
mountains.I fell down one completely
from the top to the bottom, and thank god, but none of my coffee fell out of
the basket.All the leaves and dust in
the coffee fields get inside your clothing and it itches.There are snakes, wasps, scorpions, and all
kinds of fatal insects abound among the trees.You have to take all your food and water with you.Also, all the coffee you pick has to be
carried with you all day.Oh, and they
only pay $0.90 for every 25
pounds you pick.That particular day Janet and I were picking with my ex-neighbors.I adore them so much.This year’s harvest is crap.Between the four of us we only managed to
pick 105 pounds
in an entire day.So, that is $3.60 in
their pockets.$3.60 in one day’s
work.That is terrible, even in El
Salvador.I don’t even know why people
bother trying to support their families this way.And I kept thinking the entire time I was
picking, “No wonder people join gangs and rob busses.”Who would want to spend an entire day to earn
enough to buy a coke and some chips, but not pay the bills, when you could rob
a bus or people and get 10 times that amount, in a matter of minutes?It’s a tough reality.
On the positive side, it was a lot of
fun.I was out in the coffee fields with
many of my community members.We were
all joking and talking and just having a good time while working.It was a nice community effort.Everyone loved when I fell down the mountain
because I landed on a spine branch of a plant called Hot Bread in Spanish.The leaves got all over my hand and burned my
skin and made me swell up.It
hurts.But, everyone being so prepared,
a few women came over and dumped alcohol on me, and the pain went away,
although, lacerations stayed on my hands where the leaves burned me.I saw a giant snake that was killed with a
machete.It was right next to my
neighbors’ mother when a man spotted it and killed it. It was huge and vicious looking.But all in all, it was a fun day.Oh, and after picking everyone has to sit and
separate all the green beans from the reds, yellows, and oranges.It is not easy work people.Next time you suck down your Starbucks, just
remember where that came from and how hard the people worked to get it
there.That’s what I do now, for sure.
On Sunday, the 3rd, my host
sister Luz de Maria, or Lucy, had her quinciñera.That is the 15th birthday party
that Latin girls celebrate to show the community that they are now women.The party has a lot of tradition involved and
is pretty intense, but in a good way.For Lucy’s 15th, the family had a private mass at the church
then a huge party at their house.They
somehow fit more than 150 guests in their house and served them all a declivous
steak dinner.The coolest part of the
event for me was the fact that Lucy and her family asked me to be the
Chambelan.That means I was chosen to
dance the waltz with Lucy upon entering the party.I had to learn the waltz, and with Lucy, we
made up a bunch of our own moves that wowed the crowd.It was a ton of fun and I’m glad I was able
to be part of Lucy’s very special day.I
have videos and photos of it all to check out.
So I think for now that’s the most
up-to-date version of what’s been going on for me in El Sal.Other than way too many emotional freakouts,
everything is fine.I’m here and I know
why I’m here and I know how long I’m here.I really do love El Salvador and the people I know here.I’m making it through the days, trying to
enjoy every single moment, and trying to make sense of the negatives.I didn’t realize the challenge it would be to
stay for a third year, but I am glad I’m here.
This blog is the two little bits I wrote
while at home, then immediately back in El Salvador.
I’m home from El Salvador right now, and
apart from freezing, I don’t really know how to simply explain how I feel.When I walked off the plane I was actually shaking
with anticipation of seeing my family and friends.I saw them, and they’re awesome, and then
life was normal again.With the snap of
my thumb and index finger, because I can’t do it with the middle, everything
was life again.Poof.El Salvador was a distant memory.
I woke up the next day thinking and
seriously considering that the fact that I had been in El Salvador the past 2
years and 2 months could have been a dream.All that time was compressed so tightly into a shrug of the
shoulders.Yea, I was in El Salvador.
I feel odd in America.When I walk into someone’s house or get in
their car I want to say, “Con permiso,” or, “With permission.”Whenever I see anyone eating I feel the urge
to tell them, “Buen provecho,” or “Bon appétite,” as we say in English.No one does that here.America feels insensitive to me in that
sense.No one even screams “Good
monring” or whatever time of a day it might be.I was even with a friend, who ran into another friend, who proceeded to
pretend I wasn’t even next to our mutual friend and ignored me.I mean, I know you don’t know me, but geez
Louise.
As I move more days away from El Salvador I
start to second-guess my return.I love
it when I’m there and I can’t get enough of the wonderful people in my community
there, but do I want to go purposefully go live there again?
I’m in limbo right now.
I’m back in El Salvador now and the humid
breeze began to melt a smile onto my face as soon as I stepped off the
plane.I saw the sun for the first time
in a month!My host family came to pick
me up, which was amazing to see them in a sea of Salvi faces awaiting long-lost
relatives.A gringo emerged, with four
gigantic suitcases, packed to the brim and began babbling in Spanish to the
amusement of everyone behind the yellow line.We hugged each other, and I felt my host family recoil against my sweaty
touch, but they were only reacting to the sweat they hadn’t seen on me for
months because I had adapted before leaving.It was good to be back.
A few days have passed since getting back
to El Sal and although I’m glad to be here, I must say that the transition has
been hard on me.I’m in a new house, my
fourth in El Salvador, and it’s infested with bats, and only has running water
once every eight days.It’s a far cry
from my previous “primitive” conditions.I hate stressing about something as basic as water, but it’s a reality.
The heat is killing me too.I came from the freezer of Ohio to the oven
of San Isidro and my body is confused.At night’s here I feel cold also because of the drastic temperature
change.And it’s the dusty, dry season
right now.I was so excited to wear
flip-flops again, but now my feet are filthy constantly.Which normally I wouldn’t mind, when I had
water everyday.And not to mention, my
house appears as if a bomb full of dirt and bat poop exploded everywhere,
including inside the deepest pages of all my mold-covered books.
Oh complaints.I’m here for a year and I’m hoping to make it
productive and I’m looking forward to staying motivated, however hard that will
be.
Coming back was a pain at the airport.Apparently, Continental airlines has an
embargo against Mexico and El Salvador, meaning, people flying to either one of
these countries are strictly limited to two bags of 50lbs maximum.Even if you want to pay extra for a third
bag, or for a few pounds over the weight limit you cannot because so many
people are traveling to those places these times of year and everyone wants to
bring way too much stuff, kind of like I was doing.So, in short, I was on the brink of tears on
the airport floor with two of my suitcases exploded everywhere deciding what to
leave and what to take.The gingerbread
house and photos were axed.My family
was there supporting me through this all and I was grouchy to them, which makes
me feel awful, but hopefully they know it was the stress and I apologize.
Anyway, I think I got something like 180lbs
back to El Sal, although 81lbs of that was in the form of my two very stuffed
carry-ons.It’s time to pass out
presents to everyone in El Sal and that is going to be fun, so it was worth the
efforts.
It only took me 3.5 days to get full-on
diarrhea again.When I went back to The
States I literally felt all the parasites and evil bacteria dying inside my gut
and each time one died gasses were released and my stomach bloated even
more.It took about four days, and lots
of people’s cars being fumigated for me to feel digestively normal again.But, now in El Salvador the same thing
happened but in reverse.I felt the
parasites latching onto my intestinal walls, claiming their year-long spot to
creating a gastro-intestinal nightmare for me.And boom, the diarrhea is back.It’s not like I’m not used to it though.
It’s so funny being back in the brutal honesty
of El Salvador.Every single person I
have spoken to since being back, and that is in the hundreds, has said the same thing to me upon seeing me.“Zacarías, you are
soooo fat!”I guess they noticed I
gained 15lbs back home.It’s funny,
because I told my sister that and she said, “That’s so crazy because you hardly
even ate while you were home!”Which is
true, but I did drink about 20 gallons of chocolate milk while home.Oh, and I didn’t exercise once, and I never
walked anywhere.And sweat.Didn’t happen at home.Those are all the keys to my Salvi diet, plus
lots and lots of purging (aka diarrhea).Oprah, if you’re looking for a new diet, call me.
Come visit folks.I’m in Central America.it’s beautiful, sunny, and ALWAYS warm.Ask yourself this, “Why do I live in an latitude outside of either of the tropics?”Get on a plane now!